WIPES FRESHFELLA

Product detailed description

FRESHNESS BELOW DECK IN 3, 2, 1

Every machine deserves a polish from time to time. Once you've polished your machine, take care of your other tools. Everything has to be well maintained to be presentable. It's no different with your ballgame. Whether you’re saddling up your roaring bike to go for a ride, jumping around at a holiday festival all weekend or taking your young one out under the stars, keep your Wipes with you at all times. Because a good Boy Scout is always prepared! Wipes, sexual freshness packed for the road.

BALL-GREASE REMOVER

The only wet wipes designed to degrease your sack so you don't have to lick your balls clean like a mutt before a romantic encounter.

SEXUAL FRESHNESS

A gentle formula blended for intimate use. A quick swipe sends a fresh breeze into your nether regions and tunes it to light menthol tones.

ALWAYS PREPARED

A few hours in the saddle of a roaring machine, plus leather pants. Once the cat starts purring towards you, you don't even have to dismount before your ballgame's ready to go.

PACKED FOR THE ROAD

In a resealable pack, 5 wet Wipes are waiting for you. Packed one at a time, just like you're used to from the plane.

 

ALL SIZES MATTERS

The development of this project was full of emotions. First, we were tuning the recipe so that the Wipes stimulate the balls just right. Right after that we had to fine-tune the size, because among the test guinea pigs from the Angry Beards staff there were males who found the prototype too small. We congratulated the holders of this equipment and then slightly enlarged the Wipes to fit all (above) average Central Europeans.

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• Sexual freshness packed for the road
• 5 pcs of wet disposable wipes
• Cool fresh effect to kick you into action
• Handily packaged one piece at a time
• Sized to fit the (above) average Central European

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Tear the wrapper as carefully as if it were a condom. Take out a wipe and start gently cleaning your sack and the surrounding area. Then take the contaminated napkin to the nearest toxic waste dump.

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Freshfella Wipes are moistened wipes designed for intimate hygiene of your ballgame. They contain lactic acid to help maintain the natural pH of your underdeck, and hyaluronic acid to help strengthen the natural lipid barrier so the skin doesn't dry out unnecessarily. A prebiotic complex keeps your ballgame running smoothly, and the stimulating ingredient menthyl nicotinate adds a slightly cooling menthol rub in addition to the menthol itself.

5 pcs of wet wipes

Ingredients:
WATER, HYALURONIC ACID SODIUM SALT, OLUS OIL, GLYCERIN, LAURYL GLUCOSIDE, POLYGLYCERYL-2 DIPOLYHYDROXYSTEARATE, MENTHYL NICOTINATE, MENTHOL, INULIN, ALPHA-GLUCAN OLIGOSACCHARIDE, C18-22 HYDROXYALKYL HYDROXYPROPYL GUAR, GLYCERYL OLEATE, DICAPRYLYL CARBONATE, CITRIC ACID, LACTIC ACID, SODIUM BENZOATE, PHENOXYETHANOL, FRAGRANCE.

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INGREDIENTS: AQUA, SODIUM HYALURONATE, OLUS OIL, GLYCERIN, LAURYL GLUCOSIDE, POLYGLYCERYL-2 DIPOLYHYDROXYSTEARATE, MENTHYL NICOTINATE, MENTHOL, INULIN, ALPHA-GLUCAN OLIGOSACCHARIDE, C18-22 HYDROXYALKYL HYDROXYPROPYL GUAR, GLYCERYL OLEATE, DICAPRYLYL CARBONATE, CITRIC ACID, LACTIC ACID, SODIUM BENZOATE, PHENOXYETHANOL, PARFUM

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