FAK-AGE DORIAN GRAY – ANTI-WRINKLE SERUM

Product detailed description

WELL AGED

The best beefsteak? The aged one! Guys are born to age like wine. Or beefsteaks. Sometimes life writes itself into your face with a really sharp pencil. Fight it with this hyaluronic acid and duo-peptide serum. Regularly rub the lines around your eyes, forehead, or mouth. Fak-age isn’t a revolutionary facelift that’ll make you look completely different (like whatever Michael Jackson got). Expect more of a light racing trim. Wipe a few years off your face and slow the flow of time. But keep your feet on the ground – you don’t want to end up like the picture of Dorian Gray.

RACING TRIM

Fak-age isn’t going to change others’ ability to recognize you. Don’t expect a revolutionary facelift, more like a light racing trim. Minus a couple years and a slight slowing of the flow of time.

FINE STEAK

Guys mature like wine. Like aged beef, they’re best when they’re properly matured. Age in a smooth way like George Clooney or Sean Connery.

SHRINK THE CANYON

The peptide duo will help loosen your facial muscles, the hyaluronic will lightly fill in wrinkles. Prevention and rejuvenation to keep skin from sinking into deep crevices.

JUST ROLL IT

We know that serum sounds like the stuff in Blade’s hypodermic needle. But we’ve packaged it in a handy roll-on with a metal ball on the end. It’ll lubricate, cool, and satisfy the bloodlust.

 

THE INSATIABLE TOOTH OF TIME

We thought long and hard about going for an anti-wrinkle product. After all, it sounds a bit soft at first. But we’ve come across a lot of guys who deal with wrinkles around their eyes, forehead, and mouth. When the ravages of time bite deeper than you’d like, we don’t see anything wrong with tackling it. It’s a lot like with cars – some designs just tend to age. Often, all it takes is a little tuning and the chicks on the street will be spinning like pinwheels behind that shiny splendor. At any rate, wrinkles do exist, wrinkles will exist, but now you’ve got Fak-age in your hand.

Want to retire in top condition? Use Fak-age with our universal Unicreme.

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• Turns a Grand Canyon into a nice little canyon
• Rub it on your wrinkles and wipe a few years off your face
• Active rejuvenation and smart prevention
• Glass with a steel ball for lightning-fast application
• Proudly produced in Czechia

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Apply to wrinkles ideally in the morning and evening. Additional dabbing during the day won’t do any harm. Just let the serum work, it will take care of everything. The signs that you’ve been walking the earth for a while are visible around your eyes. Apply the serum like battle paint from the inner corner of your eye to the outer. And try not to hit your eyeball, it stings like hell! But we know you’re in the Angry Beards gang, so you’ve got lines everywhere from your constant laughter – feel free to rub some Fak-age on them, too.o

PRO TIP: Serum alone will only save you partially. The recommended routine for slowing down the flow of time starts with a daily face wash with soap followed by Fak-age serum and, a bit later, a final dab of Unicreme.

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Fak-age serum will help turn the Grand Canyon that time etched into your face into a nice little canyon. It’s loaded with ingredients for both active rejuvenation and smart prevention. It’s packed with hyaluronic acid and a duo of ingredients ending in PEPTIDE that reduce the depth of wrinkles and help loosen your facial muscles. This tightens your skin, makes it look straighter, and doesn’t unnecessarily break into deep crevices every time you laugh.

10 ml pack

INGREDIENTS:
Water, Propylene Glycol, Glycerin, PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Phenoxyethanol, Xanthan Gum, Ethylhexylglycerin, Sodium Hyaluronate, Caprylyl Glycol, Lactic Acid, Pentapeptide-18, Acetyl Hexapeptide-8, Perfume.

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Ingredients: Aqua, Propylene Glycol, Glycerin, PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Phenoxyethanol, Xanthan Gum, Ethylhexylglycerin, Sodium Hyaluronate, Caprylyl Glycol, Lactic Acid, Pentapeptide-18, Acetyl Hexapeptide-8, Parfum.

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