Perfume Sick Sensei

Product detailed description

GRABS AND DOESN’T LET GO

Two things precede every guy - his reputation and then his smell. Both should be good! The word “perfume” is derived from the Latin parfumare, meaning “to smoke through”. And you can be sure that our material will thoroughly smoke you through. Perfume is the most intense fragrance ever and must contain at least 20% of aromatic compounds. Sick Sensei, just like our notorious Urban Twofinger and the legendary Jack Saloon, contains twice that amount of aromatic compounds! Less is simply enough for you to smell even better. There’s even a group in our gang swearing that Angry Beards perfumes only need to be renewed once every 48 hours.

AROMA FIRST, THEN REPUTATION

Reputation and smell precede a guy. That’s why we use 2X more aromatic compounds than usual for a perfume. More aroma, more strength, more staying power. You can always spray less.

PENETRATION IN STYLE

An old proverb says the first thing you penetrate on a woman are her nostrils. To get it right the first time, our scents are more effective than the best pheromones.

SICK SENSEI

The smell of true connoisseurs. A multi-layered ride of pink pepper, tanned leather, ambergris, and sandalwood. A master of the power style. If you’re hesitating, a tester is the way to go.

KATANA IN ACTION

Glass cut by the delicate blade of a samurai sword. A testament to the quality, precision and minimalism that is omnipresent in Japan. Except for their bizarre reality shows.

 

ONE WHO’S BEEN HERE A LONG TIME

In translation, Sensei means “one who has been here a long time”. Simply a master, a guru. And this one’s also totally sick! We’ve taken the best of the perfume cookbook and mixed up a ride in the power style. Get your sniffer ready ‘cause you can’t chug this stuff like a lager from a can. This perfume’s like very expensive wine that you first swirl around in the glass, check its sparkle, sniff, roll it around your tongue, and appreciate the bouquet and acidity. Then you won’t be surprised that this wicked scent fries the brain coils of any kitten within range. How could anyone smell so sophisticated? And they won’t get off you until they get to the bottom of this advanced riddle!

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• A fragrance that lasts all day, all night (and then one more)
• A multi-layered fragrance of spices, leather, sandalwood, and ambergris
• A hefty load of aromatic compounds
• Packaging that has tasted the blade of a samurai’s sword
• Proudly produced in Czechia

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Always spray the perfume directly on your skin so that it can spread out right and start to loosen up. Hot spots are right behind the ears and the back of the neck where your hair ends. If you have a hard day in the trenches ahead of you, or if you just want to accentuate the perfume, a spritz on the shoulder, chest, and other exposed areas will keep you covered.

PRO TIP: So that you don’t smell like an old prostitute straight off, start lightly. You can always add more, and perfume is the most concentrated fragrance you can get on the market. 1 to 3 squirts is enough for most guys, big aromatics can take more, but keep in mind that less is sometimes more.

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Buddy, perfume formulation is quite a science. Perfume is a complicated mixture of fragrances, ethanol, and a few helpers. In Sick Sensei you’ll find a selection of ingredients dominated by pink pepper, incense, ambergris, and sandalwood. Spritz and watch what Sensei, master of the power cult, will unleash.

Head
First, he’ll demonstrate how cardamom, geranium, and pink pepper fly through the air as he crushes cedar boards with his left hand.

Heart
Then he’ll take you into a meditation exercise where you’ll float through an ocean of patchouli, costus root, frankincense, and tanned leather.

Body
Finally, he’ll read to you from the warrior's code, which honors sandalwood, ambergris, benzoin, and labdanum. The conclusion of a finely polished art that takes years of hard work.

100 ml and 2 ml tester

Ingredients:
Denatured Ethanol, Perfume, Sorbitan Oleate, Perfume Ingredients (Benzyl Alcohol, Benzyl Benzoate, Benzyl Cinnamate, Cinnamyl Alcohol, Citronellol, Eugenol, Geraniol, Limonene, Linalool).

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Ingredients: Alcohol Denat., Parfum, Sorbitan Oleate, Benzyl Alcohol, Benzyl Benzoate, Benzyl Cinnamate, Cinnamyl Alcohol, Citronellol, Eugenol, Geraniol, Limonene, Linalool

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