SOAP OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER DIRTY SANCHEZ

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LIFE IS DIRTY

Whether you’re going Catch & Eat and gutting all the fish you caught, mining uranium a mile underground, tinkering with your motorcycle, or being a renowned grill master, you’ve definitely had some of that grime buried deep in your hands. This brick of black gold is enriched with activated charcoal and fine oak sawdust so you don’t just rub your hands, but effectively scrub the deep gunk out of them.

HARD SOAP

Soap in a brick is a hard worker. It contains over 60% cleaning agents, so compared to liquid soaps, it’s concentrated cleanness. Plus, it’s more eco-friendly.

OAK SAWDUST

Rubbing your hands with soap after a serious job isn’t enough. A handful of fine oak sawdust makes Dirty Sanchez a heavy-duty worker that not even tar can stop.

HARD CRUST

But a soft heart. This soap is super effective, but it’s no industrial detergent that will eat you to the bone. Fine-tuned for DIYers and fishermen.

PEPPER WRAPPER

The best ending for a job well done? A woody scent with a light peppery kick. And hands so clean that your kitten will love being touched by them.

 

CARPET BOMBING

We always give it to you straight. Soap is like carpet bombing that makes no difference between friend and foe. Besides washing off the fish oil, grease, and motor oil, it also strips away your natural oily protective layer that prevents your skin from drying out. While we’ve formulated this soap to be both effective and gentle, we still strongly recommend that you help restore this layer with a drop of quality cream after each wash.

What? You don’t have any? Take some of our excellent universal Unicreme, it’s something like the WD40 among creams.

#tab-WHY YOU WANT IT#

• A brick of black gold with a concentrated dose of cleaning agents
• Highest caliber even on deeply ingrained grime
• The dirty-handed love its fine oak sawdust
• Scented with a pinch of pepper
• Proudly produced in Czechia

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Lather in wet hands and scrub off all the grime stuck to your hands. Rinse with warm water and leave the brick of black gold to dry, ideally in the Angry Beards mess kit for soap, a.k.a. soap dish. The darkness drips right off it, so don’t make your kitten give you a scrub brush to clean the whole bathroom.

PRO TIP: Although we’ve tried to make the soap as gentle as possible, each wash removes the motor or fish oil from your skin as well as its natural protective layer. So, finish by putting a cream on your hands.

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#tab-INGREDIENTS#

This hand soap is the highest caliber hand soap designed for grime. It’s enriched with activated charcoal and a handful of fine oak sawdust to scrub even the toughest mess off your hands. A refined formula so your hands don’t feel like you’ve chopped them up with a steel brush. Slightly woody scent with a hint of pepper as a reward for every job well done.

100 g pack

Ingredients:
Sodium Oleate, Sodium Stearate, Water, Sodium Cocoate, Glycerin, Oak Sawdust, Perfume, Hemp Oil, Activated Charcoal, Sodium Chloride, Tetrasodium Iminodisuccinate, Oat Extract, Propylene Glycol, Denatured Ethanol, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Fragrance Ingredients (Limonene, Linalool).

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Ingredients: Sodium Oleate, Sodium Stearate, Aqua, Sodium Cocoate, Glycerin, Quercus Robur Bark Sawdust, Parfum, Cannabis Sativa Seed Oil, Charcoal Powder, Sodium Chloride, Tetrasodium Iminodisuccinate, Avena Sativa Leaf/Stem Extract, Propylene Glycol, Alcohol Denat., Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Limonene, Linalool.

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