HAIR DRYER MJÖLNIR

Product detailed description

BLOWUS MAXIMUS

There’s nothing else like it in the world. Hair dryers used to be for women only. Pink and elegant. We brought Mjölnir to the altar of the gods. Because even men deserve to blow-dry without their balls shrivelling and their wiener turning into a clitoris. The end of unisex blow dryers. Of oppression and shrinkage. This tool is forged for a man’s paws. When Valhalla calls, you’ll be ready.

GODLIKE TOOL

Functional design inspired by the Vikings and the gods of Nordic Asgard. You can have your hair and beard styled without stealing your young one’s pink pistol.

ALMIGHTY POWER

2000 watts of uncompromising power. Such a powerful tool that even Ragnar wouldn’t be able to wield one more powerful. The handle’s in a softshell sleeve so the power doesn’t tear off your callouses.

INSTANT DEATH

Activate instant death by pressing the button marked with the Vegvisir. Pump up the volume with a stream of lukewarm air. Just hold it right after turning it on and blow through your mane starting from the ends.

MODES OF THUNDER

Two settings of Norse thunder for gentle drying that will dry your hair and beard up to 90 percent. Setting two is for styling, which will fix it into its final shape.

 

GIFT FROM THE NORTHERN GODS

Towel dry wet hair or beard as much as you can. Blow-dry it from root to tip on setting one, then use hot air to finish the final styling. This way you won't unnecessarily fry your hair or beard, because you’re bound to regret it over time. For volume, you can use the nifty instant-death function, just press the mythical Vegvisir. We’re simply playful at heart, so we had a lot of fun on Mjölnir. You’re gonna love this!

Want to get your beard in shape without blow-drying? You might be interested in this handy, highly functional Beard Straightener.

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• The first hair dryer custom-forged for guys
• 2000 watts of pure power with no permit required
• Two heat settings of Norse thunder
• A button for instant death through lukewarm air
• Handles gentle drying and uncompromising styling

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Blow-drying your hair and beard is not a race to dry it as quickly as possible. It’s a ritual like any other. Dry your wet growth with a towel as best you can, and then blow-dry. Always start on setting one and work your way from root to tip until it’s almost dry. Hot air styling to finish.

PRO TIP: When doing the final styling, don’t be afraid to send styling product into your mane, or balm or wax into your beard. Blow-dry with hot air and put on the final touches with a comb or brush.

PRO PRO TIP:Press the instant death button right when you turn on the dryer before it gets hot. Starting at the ends, blow lukewarm air through any place where you need volume.

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The first all-male, Thor-inspired hair dryer forged right for your hand. A massive 2000 watts of power, two blow-dry modes and an instant death button for lukewarm air. Deadly throughout the entire range of the power cord, which is a godly 1.7 meters.

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